Urban Survival Secrets

The Client Conundrum

Recently, a business client of mine called me to discuss an “Important Matter”

Well, his impotent matter was the fact that his company wanted me to stop posting disparaging remarks about the Socialist in Chief, Comrade Obama. Well, after discussing this with him and reminding the client who ardently says that first right opinions are critical in the grand US of A, that I should be supportive of the President.

As I gently reminded my client that I (and many of my conservative friends) would march to the gates of hell to protect our great country and all that it stands for, I will not stop my postings, unless they retracted everything they posted/said, etc. about every conservative they have disparaged. Then shit hit the fan.

After listening to a tirade about illegal wars, out of control spending, wire taps, etc., he told me that that would happen as soon as hell froze over. I laughed and told them there is an iPhone app for that and that hell is in Michigan or someplace north like that.

I then reminded the pinhead that Obama is mounting American Troops to squash any militia (being trained in Georgia) and has control over the networks (MSDNC, CNN (Communist news network), etc.) and wants to have complete control over the internet. The dude (Obama) has thin skin and yet has taken any responsibility for his actions for the past year and a half! (Heck, I do wish Clinton was back!)

Moreover, he has hijacked health care over the wishes of the people as we are too stupid (oh mighty thinker Obama). I also told the client that the Obama admin is out to control everything and as a former Democrap from Northern California, that I do understand where the unions and the Axis of evil (Obama, Reid and Pelosi) are taking us. Hell, Obama has thrown all his democratic congress under the bus for health care. Also, they illegally passed a bill which was not available to the public and he is a general liar (not getting Cspan in for the negotiations.)

My last words to this former client was that they have the right to dismiss me under contractual terms of not performing. Never the less, I would expect full payment of the contract immediately should they dismiss me, otherwise I would take this to court.

Needless to say, I do not have the friggin idiots as clients any more. So to my Bay Area client – I wish you luck and good riddance. You were a bunch of whiny, arrogant idiots.

See you at the deposition!